1. My heart is as full as my garbage can.
2. His smile was as delicious as bacon...almost.
3. Their love was as strong as Batman's biceps.
4. They were as close as two pieces of pie in one stomach.
5. His hair was like a pig running around in mud; messy, but still cute in it's own way.
Ahhhh, I really like the last one! Because it's completely true haha. But all of these are really good :)
ReplyDeleteI like number one a lot. I don't know why. Probably because I'm sitting next to a garbage can overflown with about a week's worth of trash...
ReplyDeleteAnd I loved the batman reference. Win.
These are all really good, I am going to have to say that the 2nd one was my favorite.
Delete2 and 5 and my favorites! Bahahaha who doesn't love bacon? :)
ReplyDeleteBacon. mmm.... That one takes the cake.
ReplyDelete2 by far! "almost" hahaha... bacon...yum! nothing is as good as bacon!
ReplyDeleteYeah nothing is ever as good as bacon.
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